Team USA participates in the 2024 Olympic Opening Ceremony in Paris

[At the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics, James served as the flag bearer and led the US team to make a collective appearance! This skit is adapted from this news, just to make everyone laugh, I hope you like it. Click to follow, don’t get lost! ]

Embid: This outfit is so cool!

Waiter: Can you squat down a little? I can’t reach it!

James: Flag in hand, follow me! White: Old James, when we get on the boat, the key is to block the position! (1)

Embid: You know, I am the Eiffel Tower! You still can’t reach it even if you squat down!

Brogdon: Great Emperor, please return your American passport!

Embid: I am a real American!

Davis: Brother, this outfit is really cool! As a flag bearer, what do you think?

James: Flag in hand, follow me! White: Old James, when we get on the boat, the key is to block the position! (2)

James: When I was young, I didn’t have good conditions, I just wanted to play hard. I will become famous and represent Akron in the future, because I am a child of Akron! Later, I became the chosen one in the Cavaliers. Especially after winning the championship for Cleveland, I became a hero of Cleveland and represented Cleveland! Later, I came to the Lakers. When Jeanie’s position as boss was shaky, I presented her with a championship flag with you, making her the undisputed helmsman of the Buss family. It can be said that I took over Kobe’s torch and represented Los Angeles! Now I am honored to represent the US team!

Edwards: Big brother, it’s so impressive. The clothes worn by the flag bearer are different from ours! With this look, everyone will definitely focus on you when you carry the flag!

James: With the flag in hand, follow me! White: James, when we get on the boat, the key is to be able to block the position! (3)

Holiday: James, the three sisters congratulate you!

James: It’s a piece of cake… With the flag in hand, follow me!

James: With the flag in hand, follow me! White: James, once we are on the boat, it is important to know how to block the position! (4)

Paris audience: Who is that? Who is that?

Davis: Brother, we made a mistake. It seems that you are not famous enough in Europe!

James: Impossible! In the promotional video, they imitated me throwing magnesium powder! It shouldn’t be…

James: Flag in hand, follow me! White: James, once we are on the boat, it is important to know how to block the position! (5)

Tatum: Listening to the cheers and looking at the direction of their eyes…it seems to be…Dabai…Oh my god! It’s Dabai! Even James and I can’t enjoy such cheers. How did Dabai do it?

Holiday: Maybe it’s because my performance in this year’s finals impressed everyone!

Brown: It’s a pity that I was not allowed to participate. Otherwise, I, the FMVP, would definitely be worshipped!

James: This…this is unscientific!

James: Flag in hand, follow me! White: James, once we are on the boat, it is important to know how to block the position! (6)

White: Hahaha, James, once you are on the boat, the key is to know how to block the position! Although you are carrying the flag, look at my position… Do you look like my minion? Hahaha!

Holiday: Oh! Defensive awareness is everywhere! Big White, this kid has a future!